Joan Koplan

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Joan Koplan's ("The Chief") appetite for attention and fame transcends her small town life.

Dennis Starr

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Dennis Starr (“The Lieutenant”) is determined to turn the guards of JJK into an “elite force.”

Irwin Koplan

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Irwin Koplan ("The Captain") is a sweet, bumbling, and charming old-school salesman.

Brian Taylor

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Brian Taylor, P.I. is JJK Security's straight-laced office manager.

Christa Stephens

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Christa Stephens is JJK Security's flighty office secretary.

Lambchop

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Lambchop is Joan Koplan's beloved 14-year old Chihuahua.