About the Show

The unorthodox universe that revolves around Chief Joan Koplan continues to expand, as several new out-of-this-world characters join the cast. Joan, Dennis, Irwin, Christa, Brian, and Lambchop are also forced to contend with a series of unexpected shocks and developments that seem as if they might have been written for a Spanish telenovela rather than a real-life television show.

In season three, these curve-balls force our cast to lean on each other like never before. Keeping queen-bee Joan protected in her hive proves tougher than ever for our cast, as dwindling business, serious health issues, and a speecy spicy meatball close in on our beloved heroine. Joan’s hardworking, hoarding-prone husband Irwin sets off on several new adventures – none of which include cleaning his office – in an attempt to enjoy his retirement years even though he’s not retired and should instead be growing the business. Captain Starr continues to take bold steps to further his gender transformation from Denise to Dennis, and decides to enter the wild world of online dating while at the same time seeking to exert more power within the JJK hierarchy. The usually even-keeled Brian, when not fighting off Joan’s advances, starts to fight back against the onslaught of bad habits and backward thinking that infects the culture of JJK. And as the company’s workload continues to dwindle, so do Christa’s office hours…and she is forced to find other [rather unusual] ways to make ends meet.

Provocative, preposterous, and unflinchingly real, season three of Small Town Security boldly goes where no man, woman, or chihuahua has gone before.