Harry CranePlayed by Rich Sommer
Harry Crane continued to stick his foot in his mouth while ascending in the agency’s rising television department. Harry lasciviously insulted Megan after her “Zou Bisou Bisou” performance at Don’s surprise party, then took Don on a wild goose chase at a Rolling Stones concert in an ill-fated attempt to secure the Stones for a commercial jingle. He attempted to redeem himself by helping Paul Kinsey break away from the Hare Krishna cult. After reading Kinsey’s terrible Star Trek spec script and having sex with Kinsey’s girlfriend, Harry gave Kinsey money to flee to Los Angeles and start his life over.
Harry Crane Quotes
“Draper? Who knows anything about that guy? No one’s ever lifted that rock. He could be Batman for all we know.”Season 1, Episode 3: “Marriage of Figaro”
“Wait, so Nixon’s selling laxatives?”Season 1, Episode 9: “Shoot”
“I’m, uh, Head of the Television Department.”Season 2, Episode 4: “Three Sundays”