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Bertram CooperPlayed by Robert Morse

Mad Men Season 6
Bertram Cooper Quotes »

Bertram Cooper did not resign from the agency, but instead continued as SCDP’s patriarch and watchdog. He confronted Don about being on “love leave” with Megan and drew him back into the business. Cooper discovered Lane’s embezzlement of funds and was shaken by his suicide.

 

Bertram Cooper Quotes

“So much yarn, so little time.”
Season 1, Episode 2: “Ladies Room”
“Who cares?”
Season 1, Episode 12: “Nixon Vs. Kennedy”
“You’re going to need a stronger stomach if you’re going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made.”
Season 1, Episode 4: “New Amsterdam”
“Mr. Crane, focus, please. We didn’t make you head of television just to shorten your attention span.”
Season 2, Episode 7: “The Gold Violin”
“I met him once. He’s a bit of an eccentric, isn’t he?”
Season 3, Episode 7: “Seven Twenty Three”
“How did you know I was vain?”
Season 3, Episode 10: “The Color Blue”
“She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She’s an astronaut.”
Season 4, Episode 9: “The Beautiful Girls”