Bertram CooperPlayed by Robert Morse


Bertram Cooper spearheaded an effort to bring the agency public; however, after Don impulsively resigned the Jaguar account, an IPO was off the table. Instead, Cooper shepherded the agency through a merger with rival Cutler Gleason Chaough, quieting debate over the agency’s new name: Sterling Cooper & Partners.


Bertram Cooper Quotes

“So much yarn, so little time.”
Season 1, Episode 2: “Ladies Room”
“Who cares?”
Season 1, Episode 12: “Nixon Vs. Kennedy”
“You’re going to need a stronger stomach if you’re going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made.”
Season 1, Episode 4: “New Amsterdam”
“Mr. Crane, focus, please. We didn’t make you head of television just to shorten your attention span.”
Season 2, Episode 7: “The Gold Violin”
“I met him once. He’s a bit of an eccentric, isn’t he?”
Season 3, Episode 7: “Seven Twenty Three”
“How did you know I was vain?”
Season 3, Episode 10: “The Color Blue”
“She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She’s an astronaut.”
Season 4, Episode 9: “The Beautiful Girls”