Ming convinces Walt to try his latest marketing idea for Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash: hosting children's birthday parties at the store. At the Stash's first party, Walt, Michael, and Ming attempt to entertain the kids with activities including face painting and "pin the tail on Ming," but quickly lose control as the kids begin running around the store and destroying merchandise. Luckily, Bryan is able to save the day when he puts a stop to the chaos by dressing up as a clown. Plus, customers attempt to sell Meego figurines and a larger-than-life Darth Vader helmet to the Stash.