She's not really even up for the date her parents have set up for her, but once Mary (Bullock) feasts her love-hungry eyes on Steve (Bradley Cooper), she realizes he's worth a new outfit for the evening. Mary also decides Steve is also worth some good old fashioned stalking -- and there is no limit to her determination.

Lucille (Garofalo) is love-hardened, skeptical and angrily feminist. Sure, her date (Randy Quaid) doesn't have much game, but she's barely made eye contact before she goes militant and accuses him of comparing her to a cow. Geez. At dinner, she flings the perceived insult back: She's not looking for a successful relationship; just a "mammal." Sexy.