This guy (Will Ferrell) is such a hotshot, it's a wonder the ice doesn't melt under his skates. Does figure skating conjure visions of polyester leotards, ponytails, and prancing on toe picks? Not this guy. Try leather pants, a sleazy hair mop and hard-rock fist pumps on for size. Oh, you're offering him fame and a trophy? Sure, he'll wear a satin jumpsuit.

If you don't often watch straight-to-video flicks, then you probably missed the best news ever! Remember Doug and Kate from The Cutting Edge? They had a kid! And her name is Jackie! And she figure skates! And wouldn't you know that Jackie has a bad attitude (like Kate) and an injury (like Doug) threatening to ruin her Olympic dreams. Still, she perseveres.