The competition will burn up once they catch sight of Derek on a Mexican beach in her painted-on one-piece. It's as if the model-actress leaped from obscurity with the deliberate intention of shattering beauty standards with her imposing physique and beaded cornrows.

The same year that 15-year-old Shields informed the world of her commitment to her Calvins, she bared all as a shipwrecked teenager lost in paradise. Don't feel guilty about skipping to the nude scenes, though -- that's a body double you're ogling. Consider this one a vote for a budding but chaste young beauty.