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"I have an idea. How 'bout buy a new hot water heater. How's that idea? For the millionth… billionth… time."
--Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"
Walter Jr.: "So Dad, how does it feel to be old?"
Walt: "How does it feel to be a smart-ass?"
Walter Jr: "Good."
--Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"
"Then why don't you fucking die already?! Just give up and die."
--Season 1, Episode 4: "Cancer Man"
"You're being a pussy! All this stuff I've been through, and you're scared of a little chemotherapy?"
--Season 2, Episode 2: "Grilled"
[Seeing Walt's bald head for the first time]"Bad-ass, Dad"
--Season 1, Episode 6: "Crazy Handful of Nothin'"
"But I kept up, right? You and Uncle Hank -- I drank three."
--Season 2, Episode 10: "Down"
"He's a great father, a great teacher. He knows like everything there is no know about chemistry. He's patient with you. He's always there for you. He's – he's just decent! And he always does the right thing. And that's how he teaches me to be."
--Season 2, Episode 13: "ABQ"
Walter White Jr. is Walt and Skyler's son. Born with cerebral palsy, Walter Jr. has some trouble with speech and needs crutches to walk, but is otherwise your typical high-school kid, with growing pains that include an attempt to forge his own identity by changing his name to Flynn.
Walter Jr. idolizes his uncle, listening raptly to Hank's tales of his drug-war exploits. At a party to celebrate Walt's cancer remission, Walt pours multiple tequila shots for Walter Jr. and becomes irritated when his son looks to Hank for permission to drink. "My son, my bottle, my house," Walt snarls when Hank snatches the bottle away. Walter Jr. ends up retching from the alcohol. Walt regrets his actions all the more when his son considers it a badge of honor that he "kept up" his drink count with the adults.
When Walt agrees to expensive surgery, Walter Jr. proudly creates a website, SaveWalterWhite.com, to raise money for his dad's operation. During a TV interview publicizing the site, the teenager expresses his deep admiration for Walt: "He always does the right thing," Walter Jr. says as Walt squirms uncomfortably beside him. "My dad is my hero."