Cast & Characters

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"I said f--- you. And your eyebrows... wipe down this!"
--Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"

"I am awake."
--Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"

"We are going to make a good product that does what it is supposed to, as advertised. No emulsifiers, no baking powder, no bleach, no chil powder."
--Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"

"I'm sorry, what were you asking me? Oh, yes, that stupid plastic container I asked you to buy. You see, hydrofluoric acid won't eat through plastic; it will however dissolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic. So there's that."
--Season 1, Episode 2: "Cat's in the Bag..."

"I haven't been myself lately, but I love you. Nothing about that has changed, nothing ever will. So right now, what I need, is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please, just once, get off my ass, you know? I'd appreciate it, I really would."
--Season 1, Episode 3: "...And the Bag's in the River"

"Look we all in this room, we love each other. We want what's best for each other, and I know that; I am very thankful for that. What I want... what I want, what I need... is a choice."
--Season 1, Episode 5: "Gray Matter"

"How can you suggest that we kill a man, and you can’t even open the gun?"
--Season 2, Episode 1: "Seven Thirty-Seven"

"We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you’re an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die."
--Season 2, Episode 2: "Grilled"

"My wife is seven months pregnant with a baby we didn't intend. My fifteen-year old son has cerebral palsy. I am an extremely overqualified high school chemistry teacher. When I can work, I make $43,700 per year. I have watched all of my colleagues and friends surpass me in every way imaginable. And within eighteen months, I will be dead. And you ask why I ran?"
--Season 2, Episode 3: "Bit by a Dead Bee"

"You asked me what I want you to do. I want you to handle it."
--Season 2, Episode 5: "Breakage"

"The game has changed. The word is out. And you are a killer."
--Season 2, Episode 7: "Negro Y Azul"

"Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute 'plans.'"
--Season 2, Episode 9: "4 Days Out"

"All the lies -- I can't even keep them straight in my head any more."
--Season 2, Episode 9: "4 Days Out"

"It's kind of funny. When I got my diagnosis – cancer – I said to myself, 'Why me?' And then, the other day, when I got the good news, I said the same thing."
--Season 2, Episode 10: "Over"

[Showing Holly the money hidden in the garage]"Want to see what your Daddy did for you? That's right: Daddy did that. Daddy did that for you"
--Season 2, Episode 12: "Phoenix"