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Three Kings

1. What treasure do the American soldiers steal from Saddam Hussein?
  1. Diamonds
  2. Gold bullion
  3. Priceless antiquities
  4. Weapons
2. The soldiers find the map to the treasure on an Iraqi prisoner. Where is he hiding it?
  1. Between his buttocks
  2. In a Koran
  3. In his mouth
  4. Sewn into his keffiyeh
3. Which soldier reworks the title of the Christmas carol We Three Kings of Orient Are as, "We three kings be stealin' the gold?"
  1. Archie Gates
  2. Chief Elgin
  3. Conrad Vig
  4. Troy Barlow
4. What do the soldiers use for target practice during the drive to the village outside Karbala?
  1. Canteens
  2. Frisbees
  3. MREs
  4. NERF footballs
5. A tanker truck is blown up during the soldiers' first visit to the village. What was it carrying?
  1. Gasoline
  2. Milk
  3. Oil
  4. Water
6. The soldiers shuttle the gold from the bunker to a truck in overnight bags by what designer?
  1. Louis Vuitton
  2. Marc Jacobs
  3. Versace
  4. Yves Saint Laurent
7. What, according to Gates, creates "infected pockets full of bile?"
  1. Grenades
  2. Gunshots
  3. Landmines
  4. Shrapnel
8. What method do Saddam's Republican Guards use to torture Barlow?
  1. Electric shocks
  2. Sleep deprivation
  3. Tooth extraction
  4. Waterboarding
9. What is the one thing, according to the Iraqi rebel Amir Abdullah, that the Republican Guard is afraid of?
  1. Landmines
  2. Nerve Gas
  3. Saddam
  4. SCUD Missiles
10. Which member of the team doesn't make it out alive?
  1. Arhive Gates
  2. Chief Elgin
  3. Conrad Vig
  4. Troy Barlow
11. Reporter Adriana Cruz works for which fictional cable news network?
  1. AFR
  2. NBS
  3. NRG
  4. ORS
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