1. The lyrics to the MASH theme song, "Suicide Is Painless," were written by which crew member's son?
- Donald Sutherland
- Elliot Gould
- Robert Altman
- Sally Kellerman
2. What is Trapper John McIntyre (Elliott Gould) carrying in his coat pocket when he arrives at the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital?
- Bag of marijuana
- Cigars
- Jar of olives
- Playboy magazine
3. "I wonder how a degenerated person like that could have reached a position of responsibility in the Army Medical Corps." Who is "Hot Lips" O'Houlihan (Sally Kellerman) talking about?
- Duke Forrest (Tom Skerritt)
- Hawkeye Pierce (Donald Sutherland)
- Major Frank Burns (Robert Duvall)
- Trapper John Pierce (Elliott Gould)
4. How does the despondent dentist Captain "Painless" Waldowski (John Schuck) attempt to commit suicide?
- Autoerotic asphyxiation
- Black capsule
- .45 between the eyes
- Purple popper
5. When Duke and Hawkeye bet on whether Hot Lips is a natural blonde, how much do they wager?
- $1
- $20
- $50
- $100
6. The public-address announcer heard throughout MASH periodically informs the staff of movies to will be shown in the camp. Which war movie is not included?
- Halls of Montezuma
- The Glory Brigade
- To Hell and Back
- When Willie Comes Marching Home
7. In order to win the big game at the end of MASH, Hawkeye recruits a doctor (Fred Williamson) who has played professional football for what team?
- Chicago Bears
- Kansas City Chiefs
- Oakland Raiders
- San Francisco 49ers
8. Name the only member of the cast of MASH to become a regular on the television series.
- Corporal "Radar" O'Reilly (Gary Burghoff)
- Father John Mulcahy (Rene Auberjonois)
- "Hot Lips" O'Houlihan (Sally Kellerman)
- Major Frank Burns (Robert Duvall)
9. Of MASH's five Academy Award nominations, what is the only category it won in?
- Adapted Screenplay
- Director
- Film Editing
- Supporting Actress
10. Which MASH actor also played a key role in Apocalypse Now?
- Michael Murphy
- Rene Auberjonois
- Robert Duvall
- Tom Skerritt
11. Robert Altman claims that MASH is the first movie by a major Hollywood studio to include the F-word. Which character utters it?
- Captain "Painless" Waldowski (John Schuck)
- Colonel Henry Blake (Roger Bowen)
- Hawkeye Pierce (Donald Sutherland)
- Major Frank Burns (Robert Duvall)

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